About Marketing Your Misery
Welcome to Marketing Your Misery — the only place on the internet where your worst moments finally get the rebrand they deserve.
I’m Frank Hannah, a writer who believes that humiliation is just undeveloped intellectual property.
We all have them:
The layoff that felt personal.
The relationship that ended with a text.
The awkward dinner party story that still wakes you up at 2:17 a.m.
Most people try to bury those moments.
I turn them into content.
The Premise
“Marketing Your Misery” is built on a simple strategy:
If you can’t erase your problem, make it palatable.
If you can’t fix it, frame it.
If you can’t control it, tell it better.
There’s power in narrative alchemy — transforming pain into something that makes people lean in instead of look away. Humor disarms. Story builds connection. Structure gives chaos meaning.
Your embarrassment? That’s relatability.
Your failure? That’s tension.
Your anxiety spiral? That’s Act Two.
What You’ll Find Here
This Substack is a workshop disguised as entertainment.
You’ll get:
✍️ Personal Essays
Stories pulled from real life and sharpened into something funny, honest, and (hopefully) useful.
📖 Short Stories
Fiction rooted in emotional truth — because sometimes it’s easier to tell the truth when you change the names.
🛠 Craft Tips
Practical techniques for turning uncomfortable experiences into engaging narratives:
Finding the comedic angle in a painful moment
Structuring chaos into a story arc
Using vulnerability without oversharing
Making yourself the butt of the joke (without losing dignity)
Creating tension, rhythm, and payoff in everyday life
Why This Exists
Because people don’t connect to perfection.
They connect to recognition.
The polished highlight reel is boring.
The disaster with self-awareness? Magnetic.
We live in a culture where everyone is performing success.
I’m more interested in performing survival.
Who This Is For
Writers who want sharper, more compelling stories
Creators who want to stand out without pretending to be flawless
Anyone who has ever thought, “I can’t believe that happened to me”
People who suspect their worst day might secretly be their best material
If you’ve ever replayed a humiliating memory and thought, “There’s something there…” — you’re right.
There is.
The Promise
I won’t pretend life isn’t messy.
I won’t pretend I’ve mastered it.
But I will show you how to shape it.
Because misery is inevitable.
Meaning is optional.
Story is a choice.
And if we’re going to suffer anyway…
We might as well get a good narrative out of it.
Subscribe if you’d like to turn your chaos into craft — and maybe even enjoy the process.
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